Ouch

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braetsch:

verdeinvolumes:

bootlenooty:

iamonlykidding:

catoverlord:

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badparent:

ben-c:

mahimahi713:

ben-c:

things i hate:

• transphobes
• institutionalized racism
• banana strings

If you peel the banana from the bottom, you will not get the strings

brilliant. do u have solutions for the other two

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londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

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kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

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highfloors:

extremelycursedimages:

extremely blessed image

supreme champion…. of my heart

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wlws:

so I work at starbucks right and I was making this old lady a taste test drink to help her decide if she wanted a bigger size and I give her this drink right and as she’s about to take a drink I deadass said “take a fu-” before I stopped and realized I was really about to tell this 78 year old woman to take a fucking sip, babe

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